These are movies that me and my friends enjoy, and watch over and over, even if they might be stupid.

Shipwrecked(Also known as Håkon Håkonsen) This movie is about a ship's boy who becomes... you guessed it Shipwrecked.
"This is our farm now. You have to get off.... Tomorrow."
"But sir, I have to sail for two years, my family is depending on me." "Never talk back to your captain, never!"
"Your father is a big man. Why are you so puny?" "I don't know sir."
"Do you know what this is?" "No sir." "It is a photograph of your father and I." "I will remind you of home on the long voyage."
"I am the bos'un! And who wants to know?"
"Do you see that rope that Jens just tied? Go up there and untie it! Here's the blindfold." "But Jens wasn't wearing a blindfold." "You don't need a blindfold when you've been doing this as long as he has. He closed his eyes. Remember poor Carm? He looked down." "Hurry up!" "My God, it's breaking!"
"I remember when the trick was played on you bos'un, but your pants were too wet to pull down."
"A knot like this could cost a man his life. This, is a knot."
"Who's at the helm?"
"We're the ship-mates new best friends!"
"Not today ladies, got my little brother with me."
"Keep a close eye on your... valuables."
"We will make up the lost time on the way to Cal-cuh-a."
"Might I remind you that this ship is under the command of the Royal Navy?"
"What we have here, is a stow-away. Someone has been concealing here, and stealing food for her. Point out your confederate!" "Very well, prepare to keelhaul the prisoner!" "Sir, shes only a child!" "You will do it!" "Pick up the cat!"
"Merrick. He'll be back for his treasure one day."
"Ulla! Carry my luggage!" "Right away, sir."
"This is Mary. She'll be staying with us for a while."

Days of Thunder- Unrealistic, yet funny.
"Hey, I did not quit to avoid no damn investigation."
"Why'd you quit?" "Lost my ride."
"I'm dropping the hammer." "No you're not!"
"That's under Rowdy's time!"
"This is not distribution, this is consumption."
"I found a concealed weapon."
"Cole! Let me out of the cah Cole!"
"We had car trouble." "What kind of car trouble?" "Uh, I believe it was the radiator, watn't Cole?" "Yes, I believe it was."

Cliffhanger
"Do you know what true love is, Crystal?" "Sacrifice." "Eric, what are you doing"?
"Tucker and Walker, you resilient bastards. So you're still aliiiive!"
"I'll say whatever I want, ERIC QUALIN!" "Get a bearing on that frequency."
"Isn't that right, Travers?" "Get off my back, Qualen!" "Off? I haven't even got on it... Yet..."
"Stry-kah! Lines up a shot!"

Planes, Trains and Automobiles
"You played with it until you broke it!"
"Oh, this is real comfortable"
"Amazingly enough, the radio still works. Clear as a bell!"
"First son came out sideways, she didn't even scream!"
"Take a picture, it'll last longer."
"I know you from somewhere, don't I?" "Yes you stole my cab." "Come to think of it, it was pretty easy to get a cab in the middle of rush hour."

Cool Runnings
"You know what my grandfather says?" "Get back to work!"
"Hey Sanka, you dead?" "Yeah, mahn."
"The key elements for a successful sled team are a steady driver and three strong runners to push off down the ice. ICE! Ice?" "Well its kind of a winter sport, you know."
"Sanka, you are me best friend and we've been through a whole lot together." "Heap, heap" "Sorry man. Whole heap together. And I really need your help." "Forget it!"
"That's Tumbleweed gone."
"Greetings, Sled god."
"One minor drawback to this delightful winter sport." "Always remember. Your bones will not break in a bobsled. No, no, they shatter."
"Look, baldys here!"
"How 'bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt."
"He thinks I'm off to Miami, and I loaned the car to a friend to work for Webster, Webster... and Cohen."
"Allright you sugar-coated track stars, move out and let the Ice-Rasta show you how it's done."
"Hey Jamaica. Watch out for number 12 turn. Scary, ja."
"Cold? I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian nay-naies off."
"Pride! Power! A bad-ass muther who won't take no crap off of nobody!"
"You don't see the Swiss team, smilin', neither. In fact, if one of those Swiss boys ever came across a pretty girl, probably yell Eins, Zwei, Drei and try to push her down some ice."

Oh, yeah, these are all from memory, except for Cool Runnings, where I cheated. Yes, I'm aware that that is slightly weird/abnormal. Me in a nutshell.